Showing posts with label obscure. Show all posts
Showing posts with label obscure. Show all posts

11/25/18

FRANK FAY- TEA FOR TWO

"Tea for Two":
""Picture you, upon my knee." (This guy just owns one chair?)
"Just tea for two and two for tea, me for you, and you for me, alone"
So, here's the situation: the guy just has one chair, but enough tea for two, 
so he has two for tea. If anyone else shows up, he shoots 'em!
"Nobody near us, to see us or hear us." 
Who'd want to listen to a couple of people drinking tea?
"We won't have it known, dear, that we own a telephone."
So, this guy's too cheap to get another chair, he has a telephone, 
but won't tell anyone about it!
"Dawn will break, and you'll awake, and start to bake a sugar cake."
Oh, this poor woman's life, I can see it now. Dawn breaks, and she's got to start baking, can't even run a brush through her hair, down in the dark, feeling around for the flour...
"For me to take for all the guys to see."
I can see that! "Hey, guys, I've got something the wife gave me!"
Is it a new tie? Is it a set of tires?
Nahhh- it's a sugar cake! Three layers, with a coconut cream filling!
"Oh, that's just ducky!," they all say, and they crown him with it.

7/5/14

"I LOVE BJORK"


On 12 September 1996, obsessed fan Ricardo López mailed an acid-spraying letter bomb to Björk's London home and then killed himself, but the package was intercepted by the Metropolitan Police Service. 
 López filmed himself in the process of making the acid bomb which was intended to kill her. The nearly 18 hours of videotape described López's obsession with Björk, the construction of the device, his thoughts on love and other subjects, including racial remarks against Björk's then-boyfriend Goldie. 

The video footage continues after his mailing the bomb to Björk's London home and ends dramatically as López shaves his head, applies face paint and commits suicide by shooting himself on camera.
Ricardo Lopez (January 14, 1975 -- September 12, 1996), also known as the Björk stalker, was an Uruguayan-born American pest control officer from Hollywood, Florida, who is known for his attempted assassination of the Icelandic musician Björk in 1996. Lopez recorded a video diary of himself talking about his plans over an eight month period, culminating in his videorecorded suicide. Lopez mailed a letter bomb, disguised as a book from a touring company and rigged with sulfuric acid, to Björk's residence in London. The bomb was intercepted by Scotland Yard before being able to harm anyone.

Danish filmmaker, Sami Saif, condensed Lopez's video diary into a 70 minute documentary, entitled The Video Diary of Ricardo Lopez, released in 2000.

10/26/13

NECROPANTS



In 17th century Iceland, sorcerers wore 'trousers' made of a dead friend's skin that were said to bring them wealth.
According to legend, a deal was struck between two friends to arrange who became the trousers or 'necropants,' which were used for purposes of traditional magic at the time.
The only surviving pair of Necropants (pictured)
The only surviving pair of Necropants.

The Museum of Icelandic Sorcery & Witchcraft in Holmavik, Iceland, houses the only known intact pair of necropants, that were meant to be worn day and night by their owner.
In order to make the necropants (called nábrók in the naive tongue) an individual had to get permission from a living man to use his skin after his death.
The surviving member of the pact had to dig up his dead friend's body and peel off the skin of the corpse from the waist down in one piece without any holes or scratches, to make the magical trousers.
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As soon as they stepped into the pants, the skin of the corpse stuck to theirs own, according to the museum, which documents 17th century occult practices.
A spokeman for the museum told MailOnline: 'They would immediately be stuck with your own flesh and be part of your body.'
 


    To make the garment, the wearer of the pants had to take a coin from a widow at Christmas, Easter or Whitson and place it in the scrotum of the trousers, along with the magical sign called nábrókarstafur, which is drawn on a piece of paper.
    The coin is a 'tool to gather wealth by supernatural means,' according to the spokesman.
    It drew money into the scrotum from living people so 'it will never be empty' as long as the original coin is not removed, according to folklore.
    The 'unusual behaviour' and reports are 'pure folklore' but the stories say that people could wear them for as long as they lived - but had to pass them on to a willing recipient before they died.
    If the sorcerer wearer of the pants did not pass them on before his own death, it was said that his body would be infected with lice as soon as he passed away, but if the trousers were passed on, they could bring wealth to future wearers.
    To ensure the transmission of fortune, the future wearer of the pants had to put his leg into the right leg of the necropants before the original owner stepped out of the left one.
    According to the legend, the necropants would keep the money-gathering nature for generations and produce an endless flow of coins.
    'People would be able to use them as long as they lived, but they would have to get rid of them before they die. If they would find someone to take them over the could last forever.'
    17th century Iceland was a tough place as it suffered harsh trade restrictions from Denmark as well as natural disasters including a huge volcanic eruption that killed half of the country's livestock in years that followed and led to widespread famine.
    Coastal settlements were also raided by pirates, locals sold into slavery in the Arab world, while a giant smallpox epidemic in the 18th century wiped out a third of the struggling population.

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    10/23/13

    THE HOUSE ON THE CORNER


    This house was on the corner of the street we turned on to go to Grandma's house. 
    It was my favorite house in the whole area I grew up in. I took this photo from the window of our family's car with an old Brownie camera sometime back in the early 1970's when I was a kid.  
     Later, before this house was torn down, they discovered two empty coffins in the basement. 
    Originally meant for the two elderly sisters who lived there. — in South Roxana, IL.
    a memory & photo by sean platter~ long beach/antebellum correspondent

    5/26/13

    CLARA BOW & THE QUEENS


    clara bow slumming it in the green
    Nasa Springer (Clara Bow) and her date Jay Randall (Anthony Jowitt) get into it at a joint in Greenwich Village. With Mischa Auer. From the 1932 film : Call Her Savage.

    4/20/13

    LE P'TIT BAR

    Le P’tit bar, 
    7 rue Richard Lenoir 75011 Paris
    Open Monday to Saturday from 11h30am – 2am, Sundays from 8pm- 2am.

    3/20/13

    HARRY REEMS~ RIP


    we lost one of the true pioneers of the porn industry and someone who was forced to fight for rights in america and true freedom.
    Harry Reems (August 27, 1947-March 19, 2013) was the stage name of one of the most active and popular pornographic actors of the 1970s and star of the 1972 cult classic, 
    Deep Throat.



    3/7/13

    ANTEBELLUM


    ANTEBELLUM
    Co-directed by zae gaines & rick castro
    Produced by Rick Castro
    Clothing- Rick Owens and Architectural Clothes
    Masks- Raymond Sandoval and JT's Stockroom
    Location- Antebellum Gallery Hollywood.

    12/21/12

    PRESS FOR THE END OF THE WORLD~

    CRITICAL MOB~
    End of Days: Armageddon Art Exhibit
    In honor of the approaching end, the Antebellum Gallery will be featuring the End of Days: Armageddon Art Exhibit. There a diverse group of artists have visually interpreted all the emotions and philosophical outlooks surrounding this controversial date. Ranging from historic to galactic to just outright weird, this exhibit is something you'll have to see to believe.

    criticalmob

    TONIGHT~ DECEMBER 21ST~ 7PM!
    END OF DAYS:ARMAGEDDON ART EXHIBITION
    $5 COVER



    11/21/12

    THE TOWN FOR THE END OF THE WORLD


    The small French village of Bugarach, which sits in a particularly scenic and empty corner of the Pyrenees, is becoming a prominent attraction thanks to the calculations of New Agers and UFO chasers, who have concluded that the hamlet will be the only town saved from the destruction that will end the world on December 21 according to the Mayan calendar.
    Der Spiegel reports rumors that the aliens dozing in Pic de Bugarach, the 1,230 meter-high mountain just outside of town, will awaken on December 21 and climb into the spaceships they apparently keep in the mountain's many caves. These extra-terrestrials will then save the locals before zipping off toward some less-destroyed planet. This sort of prediction is somewhat unsurprisingly making the town a desirable destination for people who go in for such things, who -- as it turns out -- aren't terribly popular with the locals.
    Though some local businesspeople may not by too put off by the rumored looming influx of visitors, the French Government certainly is. The Mission for the Fight against Sects has been keeping a close eye on Bugarach, according to The Sun, out of concerns surrounding mass suicides and other potential PR disasters.
    The British tabloid also reported that after a hippy died climbing the Pic earlier this year, Delord joked to the French media that "the end of the world came a bit earlier for him than he expected."

    10/27/12

    13 WOMEN

    13 WOMEN~ is a very obscure film from the pre~hayes code of 1932. staring myrna loy and the late peg entwistle~ famous for jumping off the hollywood sign, (also in 1932) because she couldn't make it in hollywood. ironically this was her only film.... 
     her role is one of the 12 cursed women who commits suicide!




    10/11/12

    8/20/12

    NOW YOU CAN OWN THE HOUSE OF JEFFREY DAHMER


    Real estate agent Gregory Greco has every reason to feel optimistic about selling a three bedroom ranch house in Bath, Ohio.
    The 2,200 sq. ft. home is on a secluded 1.5-acre lot that overlooks a picturesque pond, has an updated kitchen, high-quality appliances and granite countertops.
    And the asking price is only $329,000, a price that some might say is criminally low for the area.
    Greco admits owning a home that was once a crime scene is not for everyone.
    “Some people are not going to want any part of it. Some people want a part of it. But there have been families that have lived here since that happened. The home has transferred a number of times,” Greco told WJW-TV.
    Dahmer, who murdered 17 men and boys between 1978 and 1991, moved to the house with his family when he was 8 and, starting in his teens, used to bike around the area looking for dead animals to dissect.
    In 1978, when his parents were out of town, he picked up a hitchhiker named Stephen Hicks for sex and brought him back to the house. Later, when Hicks tried to leave, Dahmer bludgeoned him with a barbell.