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1/5/14

HALLO ANTEBELLUM FRIENDS & PATRONS.

how are you?

earlier today i sent an announcement for antebellum next event on email-
antebellum@earthlink.net

i have been told that the email was somehow corrupted, (by EARTHLINK)
and has been repeating itself continuously.
please let it be known, that i am NOT SENDING SPAM nor has my account, (or yours) been hacked.
earthlink has taken full responsibility and said the problem has been resolved. they offered me this apology~

From: EarthLink Customer Service

Subject: Apology Email from Earthlink

Date: January 5, 2014 3:38:49 PM PST

To: antebellum gallery

earthlink sincerely apologizes for the inconvenience caused to you. as there was a problem on our end and out technicians at the server end worked to fix the problem.

what can i add to this, except my apology and request that you please not delete me from your files.

what else can i add...... EARTHLINK IS AN ASSHOLE!

EARTHLINK LIVE CHAT

[04:14:21] Janet A: My name is Janet A. How may I assist you today?
[04:14:47] antebellum@earthlink.net: hallo - i just sent ONE email announcement out and have been told that my friends received it 20 times!
[04:14:51] antebellum@earthlink.net: what should i do?
[04:14:58] Janet A: I apologize for the inconvenience caused in this regard .
[04:15:24] antebellum@earthlink.net: people are thinking i'm spamming but i am not
[04:15:46] Janet A: Alright
[04:16:02] antebellum@earthlink.net: but i only sent once
[04:16:10] Janet A: Alright
[04:16:14] Janet A: Multiple E-Mails are being received by the recipient
[04:16:14] Janet A: - SE03238937.
[04:16:25] Janet A: Let me check for you , Please give me some time
[04:16:30] antebellum@earthlink.net: ok
[04:16:37] Janet A: Thank you.
[04:17:01] Janet A: Thank you for staying connected.
[04:17:02] Janet A: I appreciate your time and patience.
[04:17:10] Janet A: I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience caused to you.
[04:17:16] Janet A: Please don't worry as there is a problem on our end
[04:17:24] Janet A: technicians at the server end are working to fix the problem as soon as possible.
[04:17:31] Janet A: Please be assured about the same as we will leave no stone unturned to get it fixed as soon as possible.
[04:17:36] Janet A: Your patience and understanding is greatly appreciated in this matter
[04:17:58] Janet A: Unfortunately there has been no time frame specified for this Outage but since it is nation-wide, it should be fixed at the earliest since a lot of people are getting inconvenienced due to it
[04:18:08] Janet A: Thank you for your patience and Understanding.
[04:18:35] antebellum@earthlink.net: this makes allot of people angry with me
[04:18:42] antebellum@earthlink.net: this is a big problem for me
[04:18:58] Janet A: I am so sorry to hear it
[04:19:02] antebellum@earthlink.net: i was just told they are still coming 4 at a time!
[04:19:12] antebellum@earthlink.net: people are gonna hate me
[04:19:13] Janet A: This Outage is nation-wide
[04:19:36] antebellum@earthlink.net: and this will very much ruin my event that i'm trying to promote
[04:20:01] Janet A: I am so sorry to hear it , We are trying our level best to resolve the issue as soon as possible
[04:20:25] antebellum@earthlink.net: will you send an announcement and apology?
[04:20:29] Janet A: Please tell them there is a outage going on and it will be fixed as soon as possible
[04:20:38] Janet A: Unfortunately there has been no time frame specified for this Outage but since it is nation-wide, it should be fixed at the earliest since a lot of people are getting inconvenienced due to it.
[04:21:30] antebellum@earthlink.net: i want an email apology sent to my subscribers
[04:21:46] antebellum@earthlink.net: this will greatly hurt my business
[04:23:01] Janet A: I am so sorry to hear it
[04:23:05] Janet A: How was your Overall experience with earthlink ?
[04:23:30] antebellum@earthlink.net: this is irrelevant
[04:25:18] Janet A: Please give me some time , let me check for you
[04:26:25] Janet A: Let me first verify your account details
[04:26:32] antebellum@earthlink.net: ok
[04:30:46] antebellum@earthlink.net: has the emailing stopped?
[04:31:08] Janet A: We are working on the issue , it may take few hours
[04:31:21] Janet A: Our Technical team is working on this issue
[04:32:06] antebellum@earthlink.net: if my people are being spammed 4 emails per minute for a few hours- I WILL HAVE NO FRIENDS LEFT!
[04:32:14] antebellum@earthlink.net: EVERYONE WILL DELETE ME
[04:33:26] Janet A: We are trying our level best to resolve the issue as soon as possible
[04:33:36] Janet A: I am so sorry about it .
[04:33:53] Janet A: I wish I could do more to make your experience better but that’s all ,within my scope of support,hope you understand it.
[04:34:07] Janet A: How was your Overall experience with earthlink ?
[04:34:51] antebellum@earthlink.net: IT IS NOT GOOD.. WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING SOMETHING SO OP POSIT OF THE PROBLEM?!
[04:35:21] Janet A: I wish I could do more to make your experience better but that’s all ,within my scope of support,hope you understand it
[04:35:38] antebellum@earthlink.net: YOU SOUNDS LIKE AN IBOT
[04:35:56] antebellum@earthlink.net: ARE YOU?
[04:36:16] Janet A: I am so sorry .
[04:36:28] antebellum@earthlink.net: ARE YOU?
[04:37:34] Janet A: I have done my best providing a credit and also I have escalated the issue to a server level team
[04:37:56] Janet A: I have done whatever was possible from my end
[04:38:01] antebellum@earthlink.net: WILL YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION
[04:38:37] Janet A: Yes, please ask the question so that I can answer your question
[04:38:48] antebellum@earthlink.net: ARE YOU AN IBOT?
[04:39:19] Janet A: No , You are chatting with a Live person
[04:39:36] antebellum@earthlink.net: WHAT OFFICE ARE YOU IN?
[04:40:41] Janet A: I am in India , according to company policies i ma not able to provide you any further information
[04:40:54] antebellum@earthlink.net: THAT ALL I NEED TO KNOW
[04:41:10] Janet A: Alright , Thank you.
[04:41:16] Janet A: Thank you for your patience and Understanding.
[04:41:27] Janet A: Is there anything else, I may assist you today?
[04:41:38] antebellum@earthlink.net: WILL YOU NOTIFY ME WHEN THE PROBLEM IS RESOLVED?
[04:42:51] Janet A: As it is already escalated and engineers are working on it , you can try after a couple of hours .
[04:43:03] antebellum@earthlink.net: HOW CAN I TRY?
[04:43:09] antebellum@earthlink.net: THERE IS NO TEST
[04:44:44] Janet A: I mean please check after a couple of hours and I assure you that it will be taken care of
[04:45:04] antebellum@earthlink.net: WILL YOU PLEASE SEND ME AN EMAIL?
[04:45:55] Janet A: Definitely I will mail you this transcript on antebellum@earthlink.net
[04:46:46] antebellum@earthlink.net: THNK YOU... THE EMAIL I WOULD LIKE IS WHEN THE ISSUE IS RESOLVED AND AN APOLOGY I CAN SEND TO MY SUBSCRIBERS
[04:47:51] Janet A: Definitely , once the issue is resolved you will be notified .
[04:48:39] Janet A: I wish i could send apology email , but it is something beyond my scope of support , However we will try to send a sample apology mail
[04:51:55] antebellum@earthlink.net: OK
[04:52:01] Janet A: I appreciate your time and patience.
[04:52:08] antebellum@earthlink.net: I DON'T SEE HOW IS BEYOND YOU?
[04:52:21] antebellum@earthlink.net: DO YOU NOT REPRESENT EARTHLINK?
[04:53:01] Janet A: We do represent Earthlink, but I have done all that could be done from my end
[04:53:20] antebellum@earthlink.net: I NEED A REPRESENTATIVE FROM EARTHLINK REASSURING MY SUBSCRIBERS THAT IT WAS NOT MY INTENTION TO SEND 40 NOTICES
[04:54:01] Janet A: Alright , I will put forward this request so that this will be taken care
[04:54:51] antebellum@earthlink.net: IF YOU DON'T REP EARTHLINK... WHY ARE YOU ASKING PRIVATE SECURITY QUESTIONS ABOUT MY ACCOUNT???
[04:55:09] antebellum@earthlink.net: AND WHY ARE YOU ON A SUPPORT SITE FOR EARTHLINK???
[04:55:17] Janet A: You are chatting with a Earthlink live support agent
[04:55:43] antebellum@earthlink.net: SO- YOU JUST CONTRADICTED YOURSELF
[04:55:53] Janet A: No , please refer above
[04:56:13] Janet A: I have told you that we do represent Earthlink
[04:56:16] antebellum@earthlink.net: YOU ARE EARTHIK SUPPORT, BUT DON'T REPRESENT EARTHLINK?
[04:56:31] antebellum@earthlink.net: THEN LET ME CHAT WITH SOMEONE WHO DOES
[04:57:36] Janet A: I have checked with my supervisors , we will be able to do whatever is there in our level of scope
[04:58:17] antebellum@earthlink.net: LET ME CHAT WITH YOUR SUPERVISOR
[04:59:28] Janet A: Please give me some time , let me transfer your chat
[05:01:31] Ali: Hello, I see you've already been chatting. Please give me a moment so I can read the previous chat and pick up where you left off.
[05:01:51] antebellum@earthlink.net: HALLO I HAVE BEEN CHATTIN WTH JANET A WHO JUST INFORMED ME SHE IS NOT EARTHLINK
[05:02:05] antebellum@earthlink.net: SO I ASKED TO BE TRANSFERED TO SOMEONE WHO IS
[05:02:32] Ali: Let me go through the above chat
[05:03:23] Ali: I apologize for the inconvenience caused.
[05:03:47] antebellum@earthlink.net: ENOUGH OF THE FALSE APOLOGY-

I WOULD PREFER REAL RESULTS
[05:04:28] Ali: Let me explain
[05:04:28] Ali: I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience caused to you. as there was a problem on our end.
[05:04:28] Ali: The technicians at the server end worked to fix the problem
[05:04:35] antebellum@earthlink.net: HAS IT BEEN FIXED?
[05:05:13] Ali: As due to maintenance, it has been happened and yes it has been fixed now
[05:06:07] antebellum@earthlink.net: COULD YOU PLEASE SEND ME AN APOLGY EMAIL FROM EARTHLINK THAT I MAY PASS ON TO MY SUBSCRIBERS?
[05:06:32] Ali: Sure, I would do that
[05:06:41] Ali: Can I have the email address to send now
[05:06:32] antebellum@earthlink.net: THIS GLITCH HAS GREATLY HARMED MY REPUTATION
[05:06:48] antebellum@earthlink.net: AND THEY WILL LOOSE TRUST IN ME
[05:06:59] antebellum@earthlink.net: THE EMAIL IS ON OUR CHAT FEED OF COURSE
[05:07:17] Ali: Okay, let me do that now
[05:07:19] Ali: In order to get this done, I need to place you on hold for moment. May I place you on hold for this?

12/25/13

SANTA BABY!

model & photo courtesy~ franklyn singley~ cleveland/antebellum correspondent

12/19/13

WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

seattle bus riders fight back and win!

11/28/13

RICHARD SIMMONS TAKES DOWN FOX NEWS IN 13 MINTUES

this has to be the greatest modern day interview ever.

richard simmons calls out fox news and gets himself his own audition at the same time.

beyond epic!

11/16/13

HOW TO DO A SPANISH HAIR BRAID

11/7/13

AHMED SHIHAB-ELDIN NEEDS TO WEAR MORE LEATHER

who cares what he's saying.. just look at those eyes.. that nose! that skin.. the stubble!

are you growing a beard? it would look so hot.. just sit there and smile.. that's all you have to do baby.

10/29/13

ANN COULTER & JIMMIE "JJ' WALKER:?!

21st century couple? ann coulter & jimmy 'JJ" walker from the 70s tv show- good times!
what's the world coming to? i had heard that jimmy was republican, but wow he chooses....
ann coulter?!

*In a recent interview, Jimmie Walker went on and on…and on about the love he has for his best friend Ann Coulter.....!

“Ann is Ann,” the “Good Times” star told EUR’s Lee Bailey. “She’s a great woman, I have nothing but good things to say about her.”

Using words like “adorable” and “sweet” to describe the right wing talk show host, known for using racist rhetoric in discussing her conservative views, Walker brushes off her polarizing antics as part of her pundit persona.

“She does the Ann stuff,” Walker concedes. “But she’s just a beautiful person. I adore her. …She’s a very, very nice person and I’m lucky to know her.

“I have nothing but the highest respect for her, and I’m thoroughly impressed with everything she does – whether she’s writing Sarah Palin stuff or doing whatever,” he continued. “I’m thoroughly impressed with her.”

Walker lavished his repeated praise with a straight face and appeared to be serious about their relationship, as numerous photos of the two together at various events suggests. His “Good Times” co-star Bern Nadette Stanis was sitting next to him during the interview and co-signed his sentiments, even going so far to say she believes Jimmie and Coulter are actually dating.

“The best of friends, truly, they are close,” Stanis said, although sounding a bit tongue-in-cheek. She then whispered to Walker, “I was gonna say what you call her – but you can’t say it on TV.”

10/27/13

MEET MR. BALLS

A Brazilian testicular cancer awareness group has created a mascot for the cause.

Say hello to Mr. Balls, or “Senhor Testiculo”, the wide-eyed, dual-toothed, rosy-cheeked, mole-sporting scrotum that will cause a lifetime of nightmares for anyone who lays eyes on him.

The little curly hairs are an especially nice touch.

10/19/13

CALL 911..... AND TRY TO EXPLAIN THIS..

10/17/13

SEALED WITH A KISS

10/15/13

EAT SHIT

Few things are grosser than the thought of poop while you're eating. But as if to throw everything we've ever known to be true out the window, a restaurant in City of Industry has embraced the notion of poop-while-you-eat, using the theme of bathrooms as their entire concept.

The Magic Restroom Cafe has toilets for seats, showerheads and urinals as decoration, and mini-toilets used to serve food out of. Plates are named after various kinds of shit (literally): According to Eater LA, there's "black poop" (chocolate sundae), "smells-like-poop" (braised pork over rice), and "constipation" (zha jiang mian).

The LA Times notes that the restaurant is derived from a restaurant called Modern Toilet Restaurant in Taiwan. It's not the same chain, but very similar.

Since its soft open on October 11, the restaurant has an average of three stars on Yelp. The general consensus is that the decor is good, but the food is average. Ray I., for instance, writes, "Overall, I like the decor, I like the presentation... Food needs a little improvement.