"BECAUSE I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR FANS!"

WWWWEEEEEEEEE!!

THE GLITTER BOMB TRAP

BYE FELICIA

BYE FELICIA

When someone says that they're leaving and you could really give two shits less that they are. Their name then becomes "felicia", a random bitch that nobody is sad to see go. They're real name becomes irrelevant because nobody cares what it really is.

 Instead, they now are "felicia".

"hey guys i'm gonna go" 

"bye felicia" 

"who is felicia?" 

"exactly bitch. buh bye."

"HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT BILINGUALISM IN CANADA?"

a sidewalk interview gone wrong from shannon newlands on Vimeo.

GOOSIE WHOOPSIE!

via GIPHY

PATTI LUPONE- "BECAUSE I HATE THE MUTHA FUCKER"

RICK JAMES- "WHAT DID THE FIVE FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE?"

QUEENS GET THEIR WIGS PULLED OFF

COCK BLOCK!

A HOLIDAY STORY

So I went to Target to get some clearance New Years stuff. I noticed this lady was staring at me in the same aisle I was in. No biggie. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes. Again... STARING! So now I'm like, What is her problem?! 
I finish up my shopping and head to the check out line. Of course who is there ahead of me but this same lady. She turns around and starts staring again. 
So I start playing with my phone so I don't have to look at her. 
Finally she says "I want to apologize for staring at you, but you look just like my son who just passed away." I felt really bad after that and gave her my condolences. 
She says "Thank you...but I have a favor to ask. I know it's weird and understand if you don't want to, but can you give me a hug and say 'Bye Mama' to me?" 

Inside I was like Really?!??!, but I went ahead and did it. She smiles, thanks me, and leaves. The cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to $100.87. 
I knew something wasn't right, because it should have been like $40 or so. 
The cashier then tells me that my total was included with my mom's. I'm like, "What?!!!" 

She said, "Your mom said you were paying for her last few items along with your things. I told her that the woman was most definitely NOT my mom. She said, well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mama. 
I'm like OMG...I flew out of the store looking for this witch, ready to get with her, I see her loading up her car! She saw me and jumped in her car, I got to her as she was putting her leg in, and I started pulling her leg hard enough that her wooden leg came off , so I grabbed her other leg and started pulling !! 
Just like I'm pulling yours right now! 

JUDY IS A PUNK

BUFFALLO NY SCHOOL BOARD CALLS OUT TRUMP CAMPAIGN CO-CHAIR CARL PALADINO

THE OBAMAS ARE MOVING TO PALM SPRINGS!

  The Obamas are reportedly moving to California. 
Despite renting this family home in Washington DC from January, they are said to have purchased a new house in Rancho Mirage, a city located just outside Palm Springs in California, according to
 The New York Post.  Rancho Mirage is home to the presidential getaway Sunnylands –
 said to be the West Coast version of Camp David – meaning that family have probably visited plenty of times and that's why they have decided to settle there.  Although they have already purchased the property, they won't be moving any time soon. The family plans to stay in Washington DC until Sasha graduates from high school. 

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 It has also been reported that they have bought a holiday home in Obama's childhood state of Hawaii.

THE SLAPPER

PAUL LYNDE, MARGARET HAMILTON, WITCHIE-POO & KISS!

PUNDIT DOESN'T KNOW WHO WILL I. AM IS

ERIC ANDRE- "HOW DID YOU GET YOU START?"

SUCK THAT COCK CAKE!

DNC- BAD LIP READING