- Ok, who's got a stupid joke? Can't sleep, ankle pain again. I took Motrin, now I need to laugh.
- Oh, it has to be a stupid joke. Did I say stupid? I mean it.
11/4/14
JOHANNA WENT ASKED FOR STUPID JOKES
11/3/14
ALEISTER CROWLEY~ CURRIED RICE RECIPE
Riz Aleister Crowley (to be eaten with curry)
Ingredients
- 1 cup brown basmati rice
- sea salt
- 1/4 cup sultanas
- 1/4 cup slivered almonds(1)
- 1/4 cup pistachio nuts
- powdered clove
- powdered cardamoms
- turmeric powder (enough to colour the rice to a clear golden tint)
- 2 tblsp. butter
- 1 cup brown basmati rice
- sea salt
- 1/4 cup sultanas
- 1/4 cup slivered almonds(1)
- 1/4 cup pistachio nuts
- powdered clove
- powdered cardamoms
- turmeric powder (enough to colour the rice to a clear golden tint)
- 2 tblsp. butter
Steps
Bring two cups of salted water to a bowl. Throw in in the rice, stirring regularly.
Test the rice after about ten minutes “by taking a grain, and pressing between finger and thumb. It must be easily crushed, but not sodden or sloppy. Test again, if not right, every two minutes.”
When ready, pour cold water into the saucepan.
Empty the rice into a colander, and rinse under cold tap.
Put colander on a rack above the flames, if you have a gas stove, and let it dry. If, like me, your stove is electric, the rice can be dried by placing large sheets of paper towel over and under the rice, soaking up the water. Preferably the rice should seem very loose, almost as if it it has not been cooked at all. When you’ve removed as much water as you can, remove the paper towel.
Place the rice back into the pot on a much lower temperature.
Stirring continuously, add the butter, sultanas, almonds, pistachio nuts, a dash or two of cloves and a dash of cardamom.
Add enough turmeric that the rice, after stirring, is “uniform, a clear golden colour, with the green pistachio nuts making it a Poem of Spring.”
Bring two cups of salted water to a bowl. Throw in in the rice, stirring regularly.
Test the rice after about ten minutes “by taking a grain, and pressing between finger and thumb. It must be easily crushed, but not sodden or sloppy. Test again, if not right, every two minutes.”
When ready, pour cold water into the saucepan.
Empty the rice into a colander, and rinse under cold tap.
Put colander on a rack above the flames, if you have a gas stove, and let it dry. If, like me, your stove is electric, the rice can be dried by placing large sheets of paper towel over and under the rice, soaking up the water. Preferably the rice should seem very loose, almost as if it it has not been cooked at all. When you’ve removed as much water as you can, remove the paper towel.
Place the rice back into the pot on a much lower temperature.
Stirring continuously, add the butter, sultanas, almonds, pistachio nuts, a dash or two of cloves and a dash of cardamom.
Add enough turmeric that the rice, after stirring, is “uniform, a clear golden colour, with the green pistachio nuts making it a Poem of Spring.”
LITTLE DEAD GIRLS AS DOLLS
Police in Nizhny Novgorod, Russia, raided Anatoly Moskvin's home in 2011 and discovered the mummified remains of 29 young girls - aged between 3 and 12 - dressed up in bright, colorful costumes. Some wore headscarves, stockings and masks to add to the festival of creepiness... and one was dressed as a teddy bear.
NO MORE MAN BUNS
NMB
ANTEBELLUM HOLLYWOOD has created a movement called~
NMMB~ NO MORE MAN BUNS.
our goal is to encourage men to stop wearing their hair in a bun.
antebellum understands it can look sexy~sometimes~ in a obvious way. in fact i~ rick castro~ used to sport a man bun..... BUT THAT WAS IN THE 90's!
ANTEBELLUM will be hosting a NMMB salon. we encourage all men and short haired women to wear a fake bun to this salon. men with real buns will be charged $20 at the door and be subject to ridicule. of course they won't realize it.. the ridicule will be subtle and behind their buns.
NMLB, (NO MORE MAN BUNS) @ ANTEBELLUM HOLLYWOOD.
date to be announced soon.
for more info~ antebellum@earthlink.net
ANTEBELLUM HOLLYWOOD has created a movement called~
NMMB~ NO MORE MAN BUNS.
our goal is to encourage men to stop wearing their hair in a bun.
antebellum understands it can look sexy~sometimes~ in a obvious way. in fact i~ rick castro~ used to sport a man bun..... BUT THAT WAS IN THE 90's!
ANTEBELLUM will be hosting a NMMB salon. we encourage all men and short haired women to wear a fake bun to this salon. men with real buns will be charged $20 at the door and be subject to ridicule. of course they won't realize it.. the ridicule will be subtle and behind their buns.
NMLB, (NO MORE MAN BUNS) @ ANTEBELLUM HOLLYWOOD.
date to be announced soon.
for more info~ antebellum@earthlink.net
(the creator and main culprit of the manbun. if we can get him to stop, we've won the war)
THESE ARE EXAMPLES OF ACCEPTABLE MAN BUNS
IF YOU ARE HIM
OR HIM
(THIS IS ACTUALLY MORE OF A BUTTERCUP)
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