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JOHANNA WENT ASKED FOR STUPID JOKES

Johanna Went

6 hrs · Los Angeles, CA ·

Ok, who's got a stupid joke? Can't sleep, ankle pain again. I took Motrin, now I need to laugh.
Oh, it has to be a stupid joke. Did I say stupid? I mean it.
Jerky McJerkinson What did the one cow say to the other cow?

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Jerky McJerkinson Moo.

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Ace Farren Ford did you hear about the dwarf who kissed the 7 ft. amazon? his friends put him up to it.

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Ace Farren Ford this vegan cannibal walks into a bar...

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Joshua J Bilb Ono i like my slaves like i like my coffee...

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Joshua J Bilb Ono free..

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Rick Potts “ It was not known that Greta Garbo was such an environmentalist. When she died she requested that she not be buried in a hermetically sealed casket,etc., but rather just laid directly into the earth. Or as she put it; "I vant to be a loam". ”

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Jerky McJerkinson How come there are no jokes about the jim jonestown tragedy?
because the punchline is too long.

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Connie Cappos How does the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty!

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Jerky McJerkinson What did the one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

tastes like chicken!

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Ace Farren Ford this ham sandwich walks into a bar, the barkeep says "Sorry, we don't serve food here!"

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Johanna Went That's funny, stupid, and it helps. Thanks, was the bread gluten-free? That would make it even more stupid.

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Johanna Went I'm laughing now.

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Johanna Went A few more stupid jokes and I will fall into a deep sleep. Did I say stupid?

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Shade Rupe What is full of holes yet holds water?

A sponge!

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Ron Findlay Dyslectics untie!

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Ron Findlay A dyslexic walks into a bra......

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Shade Rupe Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked his problem out with a pencil.

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Erika Bowman What's a face with no nose? Nobody knows. Braaaahaaa

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Johanna Went Ok goodnight.

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Erika Bowman No don't leaf

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Louise Bialik Why did Jesus cross the road? Because he was nailed to a chicken.

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Hapi Phace What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."

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Hapi Phace What did the salmon say when she swam into a concrete wall?
"Dam!"

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Miguel Diego Gomez why cant Mexicans bbq? because the beans slip through the grill.

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David Perry What's Irish and sits on the lawn all night? ---PATIO FURNITURE!!

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David Perry gluten free is the new dolphin safe!

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Kim Jones What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into the other? "Sorry, my fault."

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