WINCE-ably WISE WORDS ON ONE’S 84TH BIRTHDAY
1. Say nothing . . . . . often!
2. Integrity is more important than success.
3. Napping is good . . . please avoid glottal excess.
4. Relax your shoulders, shun political activists.
5. Wearing a crown is good for the posture!
6. Do not undress in public! Acquire pink lights for the bathroom.
7. Monitor . . . your delusions of accuracy.
8. Love nature, in spite of what it did to you.
9. Live above your misery, your pathosis doesn’t need another book.
10. Happiness is your best revenge.
11. Happiness is your verifiable root to good health.
12. Savor all pleasure, magnify satisfaction.
13. Rita Hayworth rules.
14. Borrow a garden, mine if you can.
15. Delegate, delegate . . .
16. Is American history unforgiven? so . . . how would you be here?
17. There is no end . . . it’s always the voyage. Enjoy it.
2. Integrity is more important than success.
3. Napping is good . . . please avoid glottal excess.
4. Relax your shoulders, shun political activists.
5. Wearing a crown is good for the posture!
6. Do not undress in public! Acquire pink lights for the bathroom.
7. Monitor . . . your delusions of accuracy.
8. Love nature, in spite of what it did to you.
9. Live above your misery, your pathosis doesn’t need another book.
10. Happiness is your best revenge.
11. Happiness is your verifiable root to good health.
12. Savor all pleasure, magnify satisfaction.
13. Rita Hayworth rules.
14. Borrow a garden, mine if you can.
15. Delegate, delegate . . .
16. Is American history unforgiven? so . . . how would you be here?
17. There is no end . . . it’s always the voyage. Enjoy it.
… and from World War II, my favorite lyrics:
“You’ve got to ac-cen-tuate the po-si-tive, E-li-minate the ne-ga-tive,
and latch on to the affirmative, don’t mess with Mister In-Between…”
(Harold Arlen – Johnny Mercer)
“You’ve got to ac-cen-tuate the po-si-tive, E-li-minate the ne-ga-tive,
and latch on to the affirmative, don’t mess with Mister In-Between…”
(Harold Arlen – Johnny Mercer)
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