FARMBOY KITCHEN

I WENT TO THAT FARMBOY KITCHEN  OVER  ON VINE ST & SANTA MONICA BLVD… 

THE FOOD WAS OVERPRICED EVERYTHING WAS ABOUT CARBS- FAT- SALT & SUGAR.

THE OPPOSITE OF GLUTEN-FREE.

THE SERVICE WASN’T GREAT- WAITED FOREVER JUST TO HAVE SOMEONE TAKE MY ORDER AT THE COUNTER. MENU IS VERY CONFUSING. LARGE  BLACKBOARD  HANDWRITTEN IN CHALK, BUT THEY PLACE COMPUTER GENERATED POSTS OVER THE WRITING STATING- " ORDER FROM HAND MENUS."

THEY GOT EVERYTHING WRONG, THEN OVERCOMPENSATED THE REST OF THE TIME.

BTW- I DIDN’T KNOW THE PLACE WAS OWNED AND RUN BY GAY BEARS?!

EVERYONE WORKING AND EATING THERE WAS A BEAR! 

THE WOMEN WERE LADY BEARS- IE- FAT.

THE FOOD SEEMS TO PROMOTE WEIGHT GAIN.
I WAS THE THINNEST PERSON IN THE ROOM BY 100LBS.

THERE WAS AN ENTIRE TABLE OF BEARS WHO WOULD GET UP GO TO THE KITCHEN HELPING THEMSELVES TO FORKS-NAPKINS.. EXTRA GRAVY.

I DID SEE A FORMER MODEL OF MINE- DANO- HE’S MORE OF AN OTTER.

I WAS SHOCKED TO SEE HE HAS A CHILD, AS IN BABY!

NEVER PICTURED HIM THE DADDY TYPE.

AFTERWARDS, I  WENT NEXT DOOR TO CHECK OUT THE FIGHT SHOP.

 THAT WAS REALLY COOL- THEN I REALIZED IT'S ALSO BEARESQUE IN THAT THEY’RE LARGE GUYS!

SO THERE’S AN ENTIRE CORNER BLOCK ON SANTA MONICA & VINE DEDICATED TO FAT MEN AND THEIR ADMIRERS.

PHOTOS- RICK CASTRO