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PREDICTIONS FOR 2014


RICK CASTRO'S PREDICTIONS FOR 2014...

* REPUBS WILL THINK OF ANOTHER SCANDAL TO BLAME ON OBAMA. SOMETHING ALONGS THE LINE OF. "WELL YOU KNOW HE'S NOT REALLY BLACK!"


* THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT AKA OBAMA CARE~ WILL BE A SMASHING SUCESS.
NO ONE WILL NOTICE, BECAUSE EVERYONE WILL BE CAUGHT UP IN TRYING TO PROVE OBAMA IS OR ISN'T BLACK.



*MILEY CYRUS WILL BECOME REBORN. HER PRESS STATEMENT WILL SAY~
"THAT REALLY WASN'T MY TOUNGE, BUT THE DEVIL'S TOOL."


*KAYNE & KARDASHIAN DIVORCE. SHE WILL STATE, 
"ON THE GROUNDS HE IS LIKE, MORE SELF-ABSORBED THAN ME... 
AND LOUSY AT SEX ON A MOTORCYCLE."


*BILL O'REILLY WILL COME OUT OF THE CLOSET



*JODIE FOSTER WILL GO BACK IN


*ONE MEMBER OF DUCK DYNASTY WILL SHOOT THE OTHER, MISTAKING HIM FOR A LARGE MALLARD

*ELIZABETH WARREN WILL RULE


*ROBOTS WILL BECOME PART OF CULTURE


*HOLLYWOOD WILL BECOME THE NEW DOWNTOWN


* ANTEBELLUM WILL HAVE A VERY SUCESSFULL YEAR

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