PEJAZZLING is logically Vajazzling for men.
You can practically hear worldwide gay blog traffic quadrupling.
Now you can treat your penis like it’s the diamond encrusted totem pole you’ve always known it to be,
and don’t even get me started on those disco balls of yours.
‘Men wear diamond watches and bling earrings – this is no different,’ says self-confessed Pejazzler, Mark Wright.
He advises users shave the hair before applying the crystals, or for the ‘very hairy’, a judicious waxing or laser session could be necessary.
Any good looking bloke can wear Pejazzles,’ he continues.
Prince William perhaps?
Yeah, he could definitely wear them,’ Mark says, looking thoughtful for a moment before continuing earnestly:
‘But I’m not sure Prince William is the Pejazzling type.’
Will YOU be Pejazzling?
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