SILLY WIENER

after learning about the death of oscar mayer a week ago, a random wienermoblie could not deal with the news, veered off course and rammed it's long shaft into the nearest vessel. after entering abruptly, the wienermobile began to thrust in and out repeatedly in a vain attempt to dislodge. eventually the wienermobile expelled all it's fuel and pulled out slowly. two young gay boys in orange flight-suits witnessed the entire spectacle, and it actually brought them to their knees.
One southern Wisconsin homeowner is probably not in love with the Oscar Mayer wiener. The famed hot dog's Wienermobile crashed Friday into the deck and garage of a home in Mount Pleasant, about 35 miles south of Milwaukee.

Police said the driver was trying to turn the Wienermobile around in the driveway and thought she was moving in reverse. But she instead went forward and hit the home. It sat in the driveway as if it were stuck in the garage Friday afternoon.

Both the home and vehicle suffered moderate damage, which Oscar Mayer spokeswoman Sydney Lindner says insurance will cover.