" Go right ahead — set up plastic figurines of 1950s-era moppets to bow down to in the privacy of your boudoir. No one will scold! Then whip down to the kitchen to heat up those foil-wrapped TV dinners.
I still gaze back fondly at Swanson’s fried-chicken entree. The twinkly green peas! The moist apple fritter!
Meg Ryan — the spitting image of all those perky counselors at my Girl Scout camp in the Adirondacks.
Gwyneth Paltrow — a simpering sorority queen with field-hockey-stick legs. I will leave you to your retro pursuits while I dash off to moon over multiracial Brazilian divas."
~ CAMILLE PAGLIA
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